Prom dresses and the legality of chilling

So I had to go through my room at my parent's house. While they have only lived in their house since I was 18, all my high school stuff was boxed up waiting for me. I had an interesting journey back into adolescence through the good, the bad, the painful, and the what was I thinking? One of the good was that I fit into my prom dress. I know that should not be considered a significant accomplishment, but as anyone who has attended their reunion knows, it definitely is.

Another interesting find was:

How cool was I? Unfortunately it expired in 91 and I was not issued a replacement so am no longer able to chill - not legally anyway ;)