It's a game of give and take

It has finally happened! It seems like it happens to everyone else, but never me. I was beginning to think something was wrong with me, that I just wasn't good enough. It came as a complete surprise too. I wasn't sure I was really interested - I was kind of just playing along to see what would happen. After all these years I finally heard those magic words: you are the highest bidder. That's right folks - I won an ebay auction. I am now the proud owner of a pair of brand new dansko clogs. I will also be the proud possessor of brand new dansko clogs as soon as UPS stops holding them hostage.