What the thin mint?

I am convinced that Girl Scouts have a deal with the devil. They are also the only drug dealers that are not only allowed, but encouraged to stand on street corners peddling their goods. Now satan's minions are messing with my crack. Apparently, due to "rising costs" they are going to put fewer cookies in every box. Can't they just add filler like any other sketchy dealer? You too should be appalled and prepare for withdrawal. Read about it here.